Parcels

 Somewhere along the way, I appear to have created a mail order company.

Helen is doing the most UNBELIEVABLE job. 

And still seems comparatively sane.

Comments

[Helen]

I feel I should object to the use of the word 'comparatively' in this context. I admit to having little grounds for this objection.

[Paola]

But you don't know what I'm comparing you to...